Let's send the kids O-U-T-S-I-D-E so we can fuck.

This post is a gift.

Since no one reads or posts on The RLR anymore, you've stumbled on this page quite unsystematically, I would wager. Perhaps you're unusually bored, and decided, on a whim, to navigate your browser to this very spot. Or perhaps the good people at google directed you here. Either way, consider yourself lucky.

Because you're about to read this.

Enjoy.